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my-soulmate-is-dave-strider:

clapchat:

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

Your brother is golden

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tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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joostz9:

I kind of find it hard to believe that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella’s shoe size.

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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